Mean Me Really Mean It!

I mean it. Really mean it. I have NO TIME for lonely, deprived, horny mothers.

Botak is Kool(ing)

Buang segala suwey!

Search Di Awan Biru

Us, Search.

You, Wannabes.

Asal Laut Pulang Ke Laut

... asal darat pulang ke darat..

... asal Search pulang ke Search..

Hillary Ang the best!



kalau dah tak tahu asal usul, tak tahu aper nak cakap..
asal jalang, pulang ke jalang
asal tersepit bawah balak, pulang tersepit ke bawah balak..
tak reti jugak tak tahu aper nak cakap

Drama

Nice song, eh?

Us, Ning.

You ... Wannabes.

Shall Not Stop

Shall not stop.

nak cari makan/minum sendiri cari ler.. jangan gigit daging kitorang..

nak buktikan, buktikan ler.. jangan berak kencing atas tikar kitorang..

dasar pungut.. lupa asal usul..

let's see u delete this after the 1.43pm comment was deleted

Anonymous said...

kesian TUAN anjing......
anjing mungkin dah nak gila atau semakin waras????
anjing kurangajar atau setakat nak membuktikan sesuatu kepada tuannye?????
Anjing tak diber makan, mingkin anjing dah boleh cari makan dan minum sendiri di dunia?????
Walau macam manapun anjing tetap anjing, tuan anjing hajar A, anjing buat A, kalau anjing kurangajar, jadi Tuannye besar punya KEPALA ANJING.....
terima kasih.

1:36 PM

Okay GO! Serlah, salin, tampal!

Babi Flu Update

This babi flu is real. Very real. As real as the Ada Anjing disease. Oh, yeah. And the Halimunan Syndrome. Not to mention the Dulu-dulu and Darah Daging pandemic.

Psst. Gimme the opportunity as tiny as a needle hole and I'll put a camel through it.

Halimunan

Lepas palu canang. Lepas palu nobat. Lepas palu kemaluan sendiri, akhirnya ... halimunan.

Puas garu, puas cakar, puas robek sampai rabak tayang isi tayang tulang tayang sumsum sampai jadi kudis ... tiba-tiba halimunan.

Takut kudis jadi pekung. Takut jendul timbul benjol. Halimunan.

Once again, No Names Mentioned. 'dah dikata tadi... halimunan.

Ikut rasa (cebis-cebis) malu sendiri (kalau ada).

Silakan.

Serlah, salin, tampal. Sekali lagi. Kemudian halimunan.

Do be ...

Do keep those responses rolling.

It is very nice to wash our dirty linens in public.

Hail technology! The beautiful mangosteen is rotten inside.

... and all eyes stare in glee.



and sometimes people possess the intelligence of a .. errrm.. an amoeba..

people forgot to alter the time, or at least wait for more than 30 minutes before the previous response was approved by the blog owner.

how intriguing.

what a revelation.

hekhek


would i have been swarmed by 36 of these shiny stuff if i had been stupid?

no.

i may be black.

but i am not stupid.


Yours In Scouting
No Names Mentioned

NB
if you feel victimised/targeted at, no apologies needed.
if you do not understand a hoot of English or a speck of Malay, do refer to sidebar. There are links that might assist.

Susan Boyle

Love her voice.. beautiful.. silky.. adjectives i would have associated with Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Ning Baizurah .. seriously, my eyes.. errmm.. sweated at her beautiful rendition

Darah Daging

Darah daging itu takrifnya tidak perlu diperjelaskan. Orang yang bodoh lagi dungu pun faham.

Yang dikutip/dipungut pun tidak perlu disampaikan maknanya. Nanti dikata orang, sudah terang lagi bersuluh.

Mudahnya kalau sedarah sedaging, senang kalau waktu-waktu bertikam untuk berdamai.

Payahnya yang dikutip'/dipungut, hendak dibuang terasa kembali jerih payah mencuci daki-daki/bau hamis yang dulu melekat sewaktu dikutip/dipungut.

Mudahnya kalau sedarah sedaging, arah tuju sama. Sedar akan waktu-waktu makan sepinggan, dilontar najis.

Payahnya yang dikutip/dipungut, hendak diberikan penampar teringat pula masa-masa membelasah tiap kali si Kutip/Pungut salah langkah.

Paling menyedihkan bila melihat si Kutip/Pungut duduk meratah daging.

Sedap sangatkah makan bangkai saudara sendiri?

From Scene XIV of Hamlet
Claudius:
You’ll not bury me in your thesaurus of ad hominem attacks. Sticks and stones may break my bones; your words cannot hurt me.

No actions taken? Then why the martyr-like response?

Lantang

Premonition kot?

lantang melengking murai menyanyi
intai suria di kuku pagi
setanggi sejengkal tinggal sejari
malam dah pergi kantuk tak lari

Apa dia? tak paham? abeh dah tak paham yang ko pergi failkan semua orang sket ari dulu apesal? terror sangat?

Dulu-dulu

No names mentioned.

Alkisah.. aku sendirik tak paham.. kalau dulu-dulu, zaman dungu-dungu, semuanya angguk.. yer.. betul.. memang kepaler hangguk.. kalau nak sambung perkataan tergantung pun dibuat sama ada dengan cara teragak-agak (takut kena hentam) atau dengan penuh konfden (kes membodek).. mungkin demikian gamaknyer..

Betara Guru:
Sebelum makan kena cuci taaaaaaaaaa ...... ?????

Dungu-dungu:
NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...

Betara Guru:
Kalau tidak kena kuuuuuuuuuuu .......?????

Dungu-dungu:
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ...

Betara Guru:
Kalau jalan mesti pakai kaaaaaaaaa ... ???????

Dungu-dungu:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!

demikianlah nggihnyer mereka..

fast forward.. dah tak payah lagi dah..

Betara Guru:
Sebelum makan kena cuci taaaaaaaaaa ...... ?????

Dungu-dungu:
taik sak dekni bebual ingat kitorang budak2 ker???...

Betara Guru:
Kalau tidak kena kuuuuuuuuuuu .......?????

Dungu-dungu:
kunik ler.. aper sak? bila mahu game?? ...

Betara Guru:
Kalau jalan mesti pakai kaaaaaaaaa ... ???????

Dungu-dungu:
KANINNAAAA!!! NAK JALAN, JALAN JERLAH TAK PAYAH BUAT CAMNI!!

hekhek.. silakan.. silakan.. ada lagik kaki-kaki, kepala-kepala yg korang belum pijak.. meh sini pijak kepaler aku.. cuber ler...

Ada Anjing

Awas.

Ada sekumpulan anjing yang menggigit tangan yang pernah menyuapnya makan.

Sekumpulan anjing yang sama berak di atas tikar. Tikar tersebut pernah digunakan untuk makan dan bergolek-golek atas nama bercanda.

Payung itu sudah bocor.

Kalau hujan, air pasti akan terkena kepala anjing-anjing itu.

Anjing-anjing itu tidak bersalah!

Anjing-anjing itu sekadar menjalankan tugas sebagai anjing.

Memang dasar anjing.

Harap jangan diberi makan.

Tangan yang sama nanti digigit.

Bukan! Bukan tangan Mak Uteh.

Tangan orang lain.

Sekian, terima kasih.

A Mother's Love

Now that we are on the topic of mothers, let's touch a little bit on mothers from hell.

1. A mother, so motherly, she is willing to blame EVERYONE on the crimes and misdemeanours committed by her son/daughter. No, SHE was framed. No, HE was afraid because EVERYONE is against him. What this mother refuse to believe is her offsprings are every bit like her -- from hell.

2. A mother, so overcome with jealousy of the intelligence of her stepdaughters (note the gender), which is definitely way above her very own children, she is willing to go to all extent to put the two innocent ones away -- in a lock up, a prison, a halfway house -- anywhere but near her. This mother does not even bat an eyelid to "selit daun" for the benefit(s) of her own offsprings.

3. A(nother) mother, who just wants the Hmmm of the stepdaughters' daddy, she is willing to STASH her away to an unwanted corner of her dwelling. She, too, is not pricked by her conscience everytime she whacks the living daylights out of her two stepdaughters. So what if their mother is a robber/criminal/murderer??? These kids are under her care. Robber/Murderer/Rapists (huh?) are, unknown to her, shaped by her own doings.

No names mentioned. These are the basis of my next song.

*smiles*

Goodnight, baby. I still love you.

Why A Mother is Special

Why is a mother so special ?
When I came home in the rain,
Brother asked why I did not bring an umbrella.
Sister advised, "You should have waited for the rain to stop."
Father angrily chided, "Only after getting cold, will you realise."
But Mother, while drying my hair, said, "Stupid rain! Why can't it wait until my child has reached home?"

familiar?

SHADAP!

Just shadap and listen!

HIV

It is scary. So many of my guy friends are with HIV. I tried telling them, there is a cure, or, at least, something to help them prevent/lessen the impact of this mostly-men disease. I've seen what HIV can do. I fear I might get it, too.

To my HIV infected friends, do not give up hope.

Try this link.

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HIV = Hair Is Vanishing

this soooo foonny.. hehehehhehehe.. always u make me laugh alone

It's My Life

Awwwwwwwwwwww.. how cute.. they pooled their resources from their miserable amount of pocket money and threw a party for their Guru Yang Garang.. never mind that it was a Mother's Day cake.. still love the cake, love the way you ppl worked together to prepare, execute and clean up the aftermath.. really really proud of you ppl..

now do me one tiny favour.. study hard for ur SAWAN (SA1), okay?

no.. stop there.. i am reaching 36.. will u?

and Kelana Purba is 19 tomorrow.. wow..

Kelana Purba

(2 days in advance) Proud of you, Brothers. 19 years in the scene now.

Happy anniversary.

Projek Rentak 2

U kidding? Of course I'm participating!

We did all that ...

we walked, we did not know what to do ... we went, we saw, we liked, we shot ... we edited.. we uploaded ..

jom tido ..

Festival Melayu Ada: The Finale

Festival Melayu Ada: The Finale will be held on Sunday, the 3rd of May 2009 starting from 11am till 10pm. It will be held at Taman Warisan Melayu (Malay Heritage Centre) in conjunction with Pesta Seni Melayu (Malay Arts Festival) which runs from 1st - 3rd May 2009.

Come and experience an exciting Sunday that is not only filled with camaraderie, but also a worthwhile interchange of ideas and experiences across individuals; musicians, writers and enthusiasts alike.
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SUARA 1 (2pm to 3.30pm) / Istana Hall (Indoor)
Fadhli Ramlee
Tengku Nurlela
Helmi Zulkarnain
Yunos Erksan


SUARA 2 (6pm to 7pm) / Fountain Stage (Outdoor)
Sri Mahligai
BIG & Friends
Fyno
Rowell Sakti
Nizamulmuluk


SUARA 3 (8pm to 10pm) / Fountain Stage (Outdoor)
Earth Mode Sanskrit
No Strings Attached
Klutz
Tengku Adil
Rafaat Haji Hamzah
Ard
Raven
Zaibaktian

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* i shall be giving certain performances a miss. my apologies.