Knicks and Knacks

Babi
Say it, damn it.

The creature is babi. Not khinzir. What? you mean the Arab's pig is of a higher stature than the Malay's pig? A pig is a pig is a pig in whatever language you say it. It is still a pig. Be brave. Say it, damn it. Babi. Just do not go around calling people babi. No, do not call them khinzir, either.

Jalang
Jalang is without having a place to stay, or to be wild. To say wanita tua itu menjalang means the old woman is wandering (because she has no place to stay). Semenjak dia ke kota, dia semakin menjalang. She has become wilder since she has gone to the city.

So what is so sinful about jalang?

Tahi
Tahi is excretion. It is in everyone of us even as you are reading (and I, writing) this. So what is wrong with saying tahi? And do you know the consequences if you can't release your tahi for, say, a week?

Anugerah
Anugerah is something that is bestowed upon you. It is something "given" to you without being asked for. No, this is not a jab at the on-going search for the next Anugerah winner. That, I can tweak. The anugerah in question is the gift/talent in singing. They are competing their anugerahs.

No, I shall not pay a nominal fee to get myself awarded.

Will You?

Will there be another watch (2002)? or cyber card (2004 the one that goes I am night I am one too dark to light.. return to dark where shadows dwell.. keling like to say bladihell.. ur teeth so white they give me light.. coz u brush it every night.. The Pawer of keling ....cheramed!! nadeyyyy)? or perfumes (2006, 2007) followed by makan at the banquet (2007) and movie (30 days of night, 2007)? or SMS (2003, 2005)? or a cycling trip to Pulau Ubin?

lol.. this old man still loves reminiscing.

FMA 2009

Pergi, jangan tak pergi.

Ahad
3 Mei 2009
12pm onwards
Taman Warisan

1000 tahun

malu siot.. but i'm doing this to entertain humour ur corrupted ideas, ok? enjoy.. hekhek.. *blush*blush*..

and when they come, please tell your "them" to say yes because i've already done what u asked me to.. embarrassing as it may be..

bro Imran, sori.. pinjam kejap..

Festival Melayu Ada

This is not a review. More like a recap.

Reached Taman Warisan, aka Town of the Dead, at approximately 2.00pm. It was anything BUT dead, thanks to a bunch of local artistes belting out their numbers. It made my hair stood on ends. The crowd was good. Music was great. Ambience realistic. Huh? Realistic? Yup. Because, call me a sentimental at heart if you wish, poetic justice was at its best. Just like the almost dead Taman Warisan (save for the occassional tourists and school learning journeys), the local musical scene was (has) brought to life (the Silent One).

I have heard of Zakiah. Just now I heard her. She was impressive. I have heard the chorus of Bahtera Cinta. Just now, I lived the song. And Cash was part of Konspirazy. I have heard Shah Raven as the dikir barat Juara. A few hours ago he was Shah Raven the rock vocalist, with tight pants and all. I knew a certain Primary Five boy who used to smile everytime he was asked to read in class. Just now he was far from shy - he was the keyboardist accompanying Zaibaktian. The latter, I knew as Lelaki Baru. Just now he was the Lelaki Baharu - the guy who can really clock with the audience. Ard the Bhumiband vocalist stood tall as a solo artiste. Very humble guy with nothing but humble talents. Kudos, Bro. You were great.

So many names, so little space to mention. You go, Melayu Singaporeans. I am very proud to be part of this great big family.

The only turn off was the shoutings of a so-called poetry recital. You scolding your audience? Or displaying a massive amount of energy to attract attention. Very ugly. Very very ugly. No. Repulsive.

24 April 2009

Today marks the 16th anniversary of Kelana Purba's first Perdana win.

Memories are forever, brothers.

And the Perdana memories are the ones I refuse to let go.

No Names Mentioned

No. I still hate losing. No 2nd. No 3rd. U lose means u lose.

And I hate to lose.

No Names Mentioned

They are a bunch of liars.

Sent in December 2008.

Acknowledged enquiry e-mail in January 2009.

Oh.. sent to Vitamin! That was in January, too.

Okay. Received on 12 March. Let u know in mid April. That was in March.

Ohhh maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Must apply leave first whaaaaaaaaaaaaaT!!! OOOooooh.. wait.. no need leave.. MUST BE THE VITAMIN LAH!!!! Okokok.. in May. That was in April the 23rd.

And I have to wait like a bloody bastard!

Integrity Service Excellence.

My foot.

No Names Mentioned

If my mummy were to sit in the panel, will I get extra baby food, too?

Pet Hate

I hate losing.

Waaaaaaaah.. Pandainyeeeeeeeeer..

pandai sungguh saper yg kamawtwifdisjangk.. and y am i surrounded by Sagittariues(es)?

Tarikh Lahir pada 1, 9 & 24
Pada umumnya pasangan ini bersifat pendiam & konservatif. Namun dengan orang-orang tertentu dia cepat mesra. Tapi pasangan yang lahir tarikh ini mudah terperasan. Kerana sifatnya itu menyebabkan ramai orang yang tidak menyukainya. Namun begitu dia tetap dikagumi kerana bersikap serius terutamanya yang berhubung dengan orang ramai. Dalam hal percintaan, dia sanggup berhabis semata-mata untuk memenuhi segala keinginan pasangannya. Tapi hati-hati kadangkala dia lebih mementingkan persahabatan daripada percintaan dan lebih rela memutuskan cintanya demi sebuah persahabatan yang telah terjalin lama.

Tarikh Lahir pada 3, 18 & 29
Sabar serta pandai menguasai diri adalah ciri yang khas bagi pasangan yang lahir pada tarikh ini. Tapi jangan cuba mempermain-mainkann ya, dia akan mengamuk dengan hebat. Dia tergolong pasangan yang bijaksana dan bertanggungjawab. Sifat jujur & ramah adalah modal utamanya dalam bergaul. Tapi dalam soal cinta dia merupakan pasangan yang susah untuk dimengertikan.

Betulbetulbetul
Lu biar betik?
Wa sangsi sket.

No, Your Jujatness. Am not referring to anyone's sibling(s).

Very Ugly

hekhek.. ugly Betty.. ni Minah Rock ke Mat Rock? jadik pompan tak jambu, jadik lelaki tak ensem..

Sheqal Mania

am hooked onto Sheqal's music.. this is written by Manan Ngah and Habsah Hassan (anybody wanna claim that she is Singaporean?).. how many peribahasa can you find? beautiful! just beautiful!

watch me.. Kuala Lumpur, wait for me!

Seloka Anak Cucu
Sheqal
Lagu: Manan Ngah
Liriks: Habsah Hassan

burung yang terbang pipiskan lada
guruh berdentum hujan tak jadi
mengharap belas orang yang berada
kita menggigit jari

kerja bertangguh tidak menjadi
kerja beransur tidak bertahan
orang muda kalau asyik bermimpi
tak siapa yang berkenan
(ingat masa depan)

tak serik luka dimakan tajak
esok lusa ke bendang juga
orang muda kita biarlah bijak
hidup tak sekadar esok lusa
makan bersuap jangan terlajak
jaga air muka

ayam tambatan ditumbuk masuk
bacang dibungkus tetap berbau
jangan ulang-ulang kisah pak kaduk
disebut hingga anak cucu
(ingat anak cucu)

Kasih Tak Terhurai

music cleanses the soul.. true food for the soul.. right, my fat lady friend? nvm the bad audio quality.. cassette to mp3 to stereo mix back to mp3.. can't expect much..

Kasih Tak Terhurai
Sheqal
lagu: Manan Ngah
liriks: M Nasir

kau temui jalanmu
apakah kau pasti
itu yang kau cari
aku tak menyalahkan
bahkan merelakan
takdir itu takdir

namun ke mana
dan bagaimana
kubawa cintaku

pedih yang menampar
menambahkan luka
padaku yang terlalu mencintaimu

gemersik menikam
tersayat sembilu
apakah ini 'kan berakhir

namun tangisanmu yang
telah kau titiskan
waktu perpisahan
memberikanku tanda
satu keraguan
kian bergelora

namun siapakah
bisa huraikan
pertanyaan ini

hanyalah dirimu
yang menyimpan rahsia
jawapan pasti yang kunantikan

ku tetap menanti
saat kau kembali
ke asalmu, pangkuanku

pedih yang menampar
menambahkan luka
padaku yang terlalu mencintaimu

gemersik menikam
tersayat sembilu
apakah ini 'kan berakhir
No, Mok-in-Sembawang. This song is not meant for anyone. Just in case u were thinking of calling Mok-across-the-causeway. *winks*

My Own Paradise

My Own Paradise

This is to kill that entry on the female gender of the canis lupis familiaris species. It made me all worked up.

Tadaaaaaaaa.. presenting my work station.. hekhek.. am gonna snap a clearer view.. so u can see my Vaio laptop, my CD player, my fan, my fanatic fans, my books etc etc. Then you can female gender of the canis lupis familiaris species about it.

So now u know what a female gender of the canis lupis familiaris species is, right?

Try this: male offspring of the female gender of the canis lupis familiaris species.

That Female Gender of the Canis Lupis Familiaris Species

To the female gender of the canis lupis familiaris who is pretending to be somebody when, in fact, she is just trying to be a big somebody, face it. You are no female gender of the canis lupis. No, you are a nobody. See? Not even a proper noun.

This female gender of the canis lupis familiaris species would read, or recall what she heard, then, as if struck by inspiration, barf out all that went in. Of course, all indigested.

It is woodpecker. And woodpecker knows nuts. The sounds of a woodpecker are indications that death is approaching.

Even in a state of anarchy, there are rules to define that the state is anarchial.

And why am I explaining all these? She would't understand.

Go take your medicine, schizophrenic one. And stop pretending to be a poet.

Per Che Ti Amo

.. and this song still carries its meaning..

Kempen Anti Merokok

pinched this from fellow dikir barat brothers' site ..

kalau aku kena camni, aku penampo muka dorang satu-satu

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No Names Mentioned

Your Honour

I heard through a very good friend what happened the other day.

Why is it that, with you, at times, it is okay, and at times, it is not? It boils back to the "see if it tastes delicious". Weird, is it not? A person of your calibre should have all the answers.

True, no names mentioned (so I assumed, hoped, as mentioning of names equates deliberate attempt(s) at bashing the person in question). But it needed no mentions.

Your Honour

You may use this post too, if you feel that it helps build your portfolio.

No names mentioned.

Ning Baizura

She looks dashing, beautiful, hot, sexy and black.

Pack of Lies

Dear Mr Stop-It-Sial

No, it is not true that you have so many of my lyrics and that you are just waiting for the time to turn them into songs.

I do not mind writing for you.

I just cannot write with you.


Yours In Scouting
Dyan KelKatu

Cinta Kontra

mendalam sungguh senikata lagu ni... cinta kontra

HAIL!

HAIL
FEDERICO "Kiko" MACHEDA!

Nothing At All

"Can you please not stare? It's rude to stare," said you.

I could just look into those large pensive eyes. I have a weakness for big eyes, you see. Oh, of course you saw.

And, as usual, the next one goes out to you. The last time was Selendang Malamku (My Night Veil). It never really took off.

The Mom Song

Lol.. i seriously, honestly think that mothers go for the same Mothers' Course.. my mother says (note the present tense) basically the same things.. only in a different language.. hekhek.. Hail our Mothers!